"Do Not Open", box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark
One of the panels from my Lyricstuck; a sleeping Harley!
Panel: 4 of 85
New vriska horns. And yes, I shopped a couple photos to show what it’ll look like with grey paint cause I don’t want to waste my grey paint.
This is the headcanonest Vriska I have ever seen in the history of ever.
You guys have no idea how happy it makes me when people call me their headcanon it’s like the best compliment ever
This is awesome!
Ellen DeGeneres aka the sweetest person alive
omg I am gonna cry
pEOPLE HATING ON CHARACTERS FOR BEING REALISTICALLY EMOTIONAL IN TRAUMATIZING SITUATIONS
IT’S JUST SO FUCKING WEIRD THAT WE ALL LIVE ON A FLOATING BALL AM I RIGHT
Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.
sarchasm will forever be my favourite thing
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
still the best thing to come out of Australia
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.